quicksllvr:

deadpool movie

with ryan reynolds

that ignores x men origins

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daveighscarlett:

Walter said it, so you know it’s true!! #waltermercado #shantianada #youknowyourelatinowhen #daveighaddams #rocketroketto #LatinosBeLike

salviprince:

jopara:

eljotitodeperris:

wilfrey:

salviprince:

jopara:

one time i was talking to this dude my friend was seeing and he casually told me he didn’t like pupusas and i literally just walked away i was so offended

if he don’t like pupusas he can’t eat this pupusa

*sings k. michelle’s can’t raise a man*

i took my boyfriend to eat pupusas for his first time yesterday and he didnt like them :( i was so offended i couldnt even speak he said the chicarron tasted “wild” and that mine were too cheesy like what. 

there is literally no such thing as a pupusa that is too cheesy

me @ all these pupusas haters:

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love is the bae surrendering the burnt crispy parts of excess pupusa cheese to you.


coming into womanhood like

Chris and Tom offered to help me train to become a police officer.

yungterra:

unclefather:

yungterra:

Now hang on a fucking second

ready to skeleton roleplay? I slowly take off my skin to reveal my creaky bones. my large pelvic bone is sexy to you. my teeth chatter. you hand me my top hat and I begin tap dancing. where is my cane

i remove two of my ribs and begin to furiously play your ribcage like a xylophone. “You like that?” I ask as I play my haunting melody

misterdeanvimes:

Interviewer: Well there’s certainly a benefit to living with a character, living in the skin of a character for so long, as you have done, but what is the largest challenge of living with a character for that long?

JA: It’ll be having to let him go. For sure. 

(x)

#;c

Johnny Depp making grilled cheese sandwiches with an iron.

fire-of-fire:

Demon!dean flirting with a guy to get a blowjob but zipping up and leaving as soon as he’s come

Demon!dean ordering a cup of whipped cream at Starbucks

Demon!dean telling Cas to stay at the bunker, no arguments

Demon!dean threatening Sam with a crossbow for leaving his sweaty workout clothes in the shower room and dirty dishes in the sink

Demon!dean wearing brickpants because fuck you

gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

montypla:

gigadramon:

i’m sad ‘cause when i went swimming today the 5 foot part went all the way up to my eyes and i had to stand on my toes to breath 

i’m being discriminated against dangnabbit 

hahah you’re short

hahah i’m gonna stab you in the neck

If you can even reach my neck

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here i come motherfucker

katara:

this is my favorite tweet of 2014

2spookyblogging:

Stop the bullying

rugbydad8:

my aesthetic is being as friendly and approachable as possible