if a guy stares at ur boobs
just stare at his dick
maybe squint a little bit
When a character death is so sudden you just sit there in shock for three minutes wondering where the hell that came from
Harry Potter fandom, you ok
#AND NOW KEVIN
so apparently there’s no gwyneth in avengers 2 which means no pepperony in avengers 2 and i just
Yeah, dating is cool… but have you ever had stuffed crust pizza?
I FUCKING HATE YOU OH MY GOD
my little sister officially turned 10 yesterday and because i’m in another state i couldn’t see her so i called instead to sing happy birthday and when i was done she whispered “gay” and hung up on me
is that the same sister who put her burned hand on your heart because ‘it was so nice and cold’
that would be the sister
so i came out on facebook today
"I can’t afford a Christmas tree this year" Well get on my level, peasants. Merry Superwho Christmas.
is that a moose wearing plaid under the tree? you have jared under your tree. this is beautiful
He’s my pillow pet, Sam Moosalecki.
JOHN AND MARY IN THE BOTTOM BUNK
SHERLOCK ON THE TOP ONE
AND LATER WHEN MARY’S ASLEEP
"COME ON, JOHN, IT’S OUR CHANCE"
If you can pronounce correctly every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world.
After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud.
I love this thing its brilliant. Even if its your mother tongue, read it aloud anyway it’s worth it I promise.
My English teacher let me memorize this in high school